Meatball Questions

[Soccergirl]

Hey folks,

I need some meatball questions from you, the heroes. I'm angling for questions about relationships, beauty, ladies, love... Juicy stuff I can struggle to make family friendly is encouraged. Chauvinism is always fun for me.

Come on, beauties, I know you're just DYING to know something!

Love,
sg

[Soccergirl]

Good one!!

[Lost]

Dear Feisty Meatball,
Why we we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

[Eliza, aka Soccersister]

Dear Ms. Meatball,

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[rhino777]

How do you know if your girl's into the rough stuff? The hard stuff? The moist stuff?

[Lost]

Your girl is into the rough stuff, hard stuff, and moist stuff when you are tied to the bed and she is standing there wearing a strap-on, with a belt sander in one hand, and a bottle of water in the other.

[Brian Mahony]

are feisty meatballs athiests?

[JK]

Feisty Meatball,

Why can't people wait until after a wedding is over before they start asking the couple when they're gonna start popping out kids? And do you come with sauce? And if so, what kind of sauce?

I was also wondering if there was a way to get paid without going to work...I'm sick of work.

JK

[Lost]

Two answers to the question of "when are you going to start having kids"
If you are still at the wedding reception - In about six months
Or
I believe in ZPG, so as soon as you die. We'll start your replacement.

[Lost]

For the most enjoyable experience if you are going to have a chick should you start with the legs or the breast?